oddegg: (Primeval - fred cable tie)
Me and the baristas at the coffee shop I frequent on my way to work have what I like to think of as the perfect relationship: they look young and pretty and make me lovely, lovely caffeine drinks – I stand there half awake and gaze in a slightly unfocused way at the pretty while it’s making me my red-eye, heart-attack-in-a-cup and then drink the wonderful elixir they hand me.
(Though frankly, at that time in the morning I’d drink hemlock if it had caffeine in it. ‘Not a morning person’ is an understatement, believe me)

Today’s service was rather slower than usual but this did give me extra time to perve on the brand new pretty-pretties; 2 new guys who look faintly like the main cast of bbc’s Merlin and whom I promptly dubbed Colin and Bradley and took as a sign that God wants me to read more Merlin RPS.
(I have, reluctantly and with a heavy sigh, started on that already. After all, I don’t want to offend Him)

The ears on ‘Colin’ didn’t stick out enough and ‘Bradley’ looked like he was aiming for Zac Efron hair – not a good thing, btw – but they were nice ornaments to look at while trying not to fall asleep on my feet. I still prefer the girl who’s usually on shift though. She looks like a female version of DJ Qualls and wears little hipster style cats-eye glasses and is much more attractive than my inadequate description may make her sound, honest.
The other girls there are all raaather nice too – and it occurs to me as I write this that although usually I’d put myself around a Kinsey 1 or 2 for some reason in coffee shops my gay tendencies rear up and I slide further along like the scale’s been lubricated with foamed milk or something. Generally that only happens in the presence of pictures of Alison Hannigan.

Though by the by, while we’re talking Merlin and perving on girly bits, isn’t the girl that plays Morgana a bit pfwoaar? Nice breasts and everything of course but I saw a screencap of the scene where she’s sword fighting in her shift (don’t ask) and she had this little small swelling of tummy that was just… mmmmmm…… niiiiice! :D

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Am now finishing and polishing up my Yuletide story. I was having severe problems with it until my muse elbowed the idea I was working on out of the way and cried ‘Hey! You don’t want to write it like that – you want to write it like this!’

This being a completely different idea to my original and involving starting pretty much from scratch 2 days ago, but hey-ho. It also contains about 70% more shagging so that’s a plus. I’m trying to work out whether to put a certain bit in though because although I know my recipient is ok with the slash (ha! Good thing or they’d be buggered) I’m not sure how they feel about certain acts and Surprise!Rimming may not be enthusiastically welcomed.
Maybe I’ll add it to the ‘Five Things’ outtakes I’m writing.
oddegg: (grammarlesson)
 So many pretty boys in Glasgow this lunchtime! What, do you guys only come out when the sun's shining or something?

And it was definitely close-but-no-banana day for Psychic Manifestations of Slash™. In the same half hour I saw:
  • Connor - but with one of those huge-sideburns-that-aren't-quite-beard deals. And he was tiny. Pocket sized. Sooo cute!
  • An almost dead ringer for Stephen, except younger and even more slutty looking (if that's possible). He had on a jacket so I couldn't tell if the nipples were authentically perky.
  • An early 20's John Sheppard. Not as close as he could be, but he was wearing black combat trousers and aviators, so bonus points there I feel.
Even if the accuracy is a bit off the situations still better than a few weeks ago when the best it could do was a scarily accurate manifestation of Sue Pollard. And I mean 100% - right down to the glasses and the voice.
Serious misfire in the programme.

Other pretty-pretty seen and put on my 'Would Kidnap if I Had the Resources' list:
Sharp hipster suit, wire glasses, amazing Ronon-length dreads - ooh, yes; beautiful, fine-boned lady - all elegance at the lights; skater-punk Elvis on the tube - you weren't all that, but I would do you just for the effort you put into that quiff.

* * *

Dear me,
Stop wasting so much time searching for Spider Jerusalem action figures online and get back to your writing. *Slap*
oddegg: (Attacked by perverts)


God, thank you again to everyone for birthday wishes and commiserations on computer troubles but, really – never mind that, I've now read the porn comment thread extract that fred sent me and Oh. My. God.

Oliver Leek porn! Leek!porn was written!!! Aaaaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

You are sick. Sick and twisted. You need help.
I'm so proud to call you friends! *wipes away a tear*


I watched taped Jools Holland last night. I now want to read Radiohead bandslash with Tom York and the one with black hair and the weird jaw. 
You may understand this better if I explain that I want it in the same way that I wanted Primeval Oliver Leek!porn (ah-ha-ha! Still can't get over that!) or in the way that I read Top Gear slash. With huge amounts of self disgust and loathing, and a side order of 'Jesus Christ! My brain! It's burns! It burns like hygiene!'

(and none of you will get the 'hygiene' bit unless you've also seen this . Ah, SomethingPositive – amusing me and then squicking the shit out of me and making me choke on coffee since 2001. You really are much better drawn nowadays though)


And then I watched the original Batman and now I want to read Supernatural RPS AU slash casting Jared Padalecki as Batman and Jensen Ackles as Robin. Come on! It'd be funny!!

'Holy Padackle cakes Jared! This sex!pollen is making us – do – things to each other! Thank Damn that Eric Kripke Joker!'

oddegg: (Princess points)
The bit where Jack and John (who, fuck it, I shall continue to call Spike) where fighting and Jack sticks out his tongue and throws his arms out?
I WANT AN ICON OF THAT! Or a screencap so I can make an icon of it myself!

Otherwise? Best episode EVER!

Jack: I worked my way up through the ranks

Spike: I bet the ranks were very grateful.


NB - and there was rooftopness for Jack! entangled_now FTW!!
oddegg: (beak face)
Stole this off [personal profile] byrons_brain.
Ha! If I was on this crew Mal would so have been molested by now.
Zoe too now that I think on it.

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in with? (pics)
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Serenity (Firefly)

You like to live your own way and don't enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

Serenity (Firefly)

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

Moya (Farscape)

SG-1 (Stargate)

Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

Enterprise D (Star Trek)


oddegg: (alice-bunny blank face)
I think I fell a little in love with the barista who made my machiatto this morning.
She was like a lovely, curvey little female version of Joseph Gordon-Levitt of Brick fame (+10 Things I Hate About You and thus a 'we meet again!' cameo with David Krumholtz on Numb3rs).

She was quite the slowest maker of coffee I've ever seen though. 
Still, gave me more time to perv in a slightly detatched 'had no sleep and no caffeine yet' way. And it was perving because she looked about 17; I'm like a dirty old man except female and not that old. 
I should feel more guilty about that.

I really want to watch Brick again now. Absolutely brilliant film.
oddegg: (Default)
Just watched the Family Guy episode where Chris gets pulled into an A-Ha video at the grocery store and its inspired me to re-listen to their music.

Ah, Morten Harket. I fancied you the first moment I saw the 'Take On Me' video.

...and I've just realised I was only 7 and that that's fairly disturbing.
oddegg: (teddy doggy)
Couldn't resist this meme from melissima, who left a lovely comment over at Numb3rs Don't Lie.

Personally, mine are:

Chiwetel Ejiofor: It's the voice. The man could read from a phone book and have you wanting to rip his clothes off.

Zoe from Firefly/Serenity

Robert Carlyle: yes, I know - skinny little b*stard, but he just does something to me

Ah, Willow

Jonathan Rhys Myers, again it's the voice - Irish accents just do it for me.


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