I fucking INSIST that you go and read the fill that someone has done for me!

It's X-Men: First Class and it's everything that's good or even borderline turned over to the dark side and made twisted and nastybaddarkwrong and it's ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT!!!

It's the sort of perfect that means you will never sleep again, xmen will eat you.

(and yes, it says something bad about me that I asked for it and yes, it definitely says something bad about me that I love the fill so very, very much but I DO NOT CARE!! It's genius. Go read it.)
I am totally grinning like a mad thing at the moment because I GOT FANART FOR MY XMFC/CALVIN & HOBBES FIC!!!!!

LOOKIE!! LOOKIE!!

It's by [livejournal.com profile] ratcreature which makes it even more awesome because I've known that name for ages for the great fanrecs and utterly fantastic art.

*honestly tearing up* I love it so much!!!

In every fangirl’s life where she’s got to stand tall and lift her chin up and say:
“You know? I’ve written slash fic, I’ve written rps. I’ve written rimming and bloodplay. I’ve written mpreg, god damn it! I have written a fic on adult erotic nursing.
And I’m not ashamed of any of it.”

“Pervert and Proud, brothers and sisters! Pervert and Proud!

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Read more... )
Cut below for - whoa - quite a lot of rather random ramblings, in which I ruminate. (I may be as easily distracted as a toddler shown a glitter ball, but at least I can alliterate, damn it)

Oh. And there's links to some meme fic I wrote as well.

And to kick it off...

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Why do so many Indian boys seem to have absolutely no bum?

click... )
Bloody Hell guys!

Pimpage! Major freakin' pimpage for  [livejournal.com profile] darkangelazure  (owner of my internet babies forEVER) who kindly indulged my ink-kink and wrote me a very, very hot 'Spock with tattoo' piece!!

Can be read on the [livejournal.com profile] st_xi_kink  comm here or in full at her (his?) LJ here.


I've sadly not had any luck with my other prompts yet. Perhaps I should have come up with something less freaky than 'I want Spock as Hannibal Lector' or 'Kirk as sekrit cannibal, yz plz'?
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teaser by the always wonderful MUNCHKINOFDOOM!!
(Mwha mwha, sweetie)

 

Wow!! Some incredibly nice person (*hearts you whoever you are*) has nominated my fic Body in Motion for the 3rd round of the Numb3rs Awards!!! 

This was the very first fanfic I ever posted and its such a lovely feeling to think that someone liked it enough to remember it! Especially considering I've been MIA on the Numb3rs front for ages. 
Mmmm - I may have to get back to that Don/Charlie bondage fic I started...

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Also, because I am in the mood and because its bloody funny, I direct anyone on my flist who's into Torchwood and who hasn't already seen technosage's pimping of it to go HERE and read the wonderful list of Torchwood Facts that  [personal profile] apiphilehas put together.
Add to them! They're TRUFAX people!

 
Anyone who was intrigued by my talk of Top Gear slash should read this fic by [profile] the_fun_monkey
It's not actually slash, and its sort of a Supernatural crossover, but I'm reccing it anyway because its hilarious and the tone is spot on.

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I've spent all day with the lines "Be not too hard / For life is short / And nothing is given to man" going round and round in my head. Except I was blanking on the 'too hard' part and I couldn't remember who it was by. I assumed it was a poem.
Googled it just now and it turns out that its lyrics to a song by Manfred Mann's Earth Band. Who I've never heard of. 

My mind does this so often, comes up with ragged, half remembered lines that have been dredged up, Coelacanth like, from the depths of my memory; all torn and battered from the change in pressure.

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I was half paying attention to the England game that mr oddegg was watching and I saw Peter Crouch warming up and thought "I wonder if there are people who slash football players out there"
And a quick search of LJ reveals that, yes - there are.

But I'm not going to be reading any of it.

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I've just started reading a non-fiction book about exorcism's in America and have gone 
"Hmmm. I could add this idea to my J2 AU 'based around an entire album' fic that is the idea I chose NOT to go with for BigBang but which I shall be writing as well as J2 AU partly-epistolary 'based on a childrens book' fic I decided on"
So I now have to research exorcisms and Southern Baptist beliefs as well as US college practices, foster home practices and under-age sex workers.

I shouldn't read. Or think.
 
Connor = Geeky Spice
Nick = Grumpy Spice
Stephen = Perky Nipples Spice
Lester = Bitchy Spice

To understand see what [personal profile] kat_lair has spotted here

God, I love this show!

(Oliver Leek = Sad Bastard Spice) 

First of all, I wanted to rec a fic to you all:
In a Mirror Distorted and Indistinct by

[personal profile] felisblanco

It's Supernatural RPS and even if you don't watch the show, even if you don't like RPS, even if you don't like slash (ya freak!) PLEASE go and read it 'cos its amazing

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I thought I was going to start posting my Primeval crossover again on Sunday but there has been a slight... snag. 

There I was, fic all written, timestamp epilogue almost done when a thought popped into my brain and I'm now having to check back and edit some bits because... I'm now going to be writing a follow up, parallel universe fic.
*heads desk* 
*threatens to shoot brain if it continues to mess up fics with plot bunnies like this*

 

The bit where Jack and John (who, fuck it, I shall continue to call Spike) where fighting and Jack sticks out his tongue and throws his arms out?
I WANT AN ICON OF THAT! Or a screencap so I can make an icon of it myself!

Otherwise? Best episode EVER!

Jack: I worked my way up through the ranks

Spike: I bet the ranks were very grateful.

*snurk* 

NB - and there was rooftopness for Jack! entangled_now FTW!!
oddegg: (They suck! I approve)
( Jan. 6th, 2008 09:09 am)
None of my frickin fics are behaving themselves.
I try to write nice, straightforward porn held up by a barely-there lattice of plot and the fic twists and turns like a damned twisty-turny thing and I end up with fiction that contains too much plot (sometimes more than one plot at a time!) and characters that whisper amongst themselves and snicker and point and laugh at my pathetic attempts to get them to fuck. Sometimes they murmer about no-nudity clauses in their contracts.
I may have to kill them all and let god sort them out.

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Happy New Year all, BTW!
I have been AWOC (absent without computer) for the whole of the holidays so I am very slowly catching up with my flist and fic comms. And with my non-cooperative porn.

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Warren Ellis reworks the Laws of Robotics (http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5426) *snicker*
Ah, man - so good. And would have made 'I, Robot' a much more interesting film; maybe then Will Smith would have been stomped like a bug by Sonny/fucked to death by Japanese bicycle perverts and could have been prevented from making the travesty that is 'I Am Legend'? One can only dream.
oddegg: (Default)
( Dec. 7th, 2007 12:35 pm)

There is too much information in the world; too much to keep track of.

The proof?

 

I went to Forbidden Planet and now have in my hot little hand Warren Ellis’ debut novel Crooked Little Vein. It’s been out since July and I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HE WAS WRITING IT!!!

 

I obviously haven’t been looking at www.warrenellis.com enough.

 

First sentence: I opened my eyes to see the rat taking a piss in my coffee mug

 

There is not enough squee in the world to express how excited I am about reading this.

 

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I have been listening to Neutral Milk Hotel’s album ‘In The Aeroplane Over The Sea’ pretty much on continuous repeat for the past week and I’m still not tired of it.

They have done more and I must acquire them *nods solemnly*

oddegg: (nap)
( Dec. 2nd, 2007 10:25 am)
Kinda couldn't sleep again, so...

I spent a good deal of the night bookmarking Chad Michael Murray slash fics.

Christ, I have no dignity left at ALL.
oddegg: (Default)
( Nov. 30th, 2007 10:56 am)
EVERYONE has to go look at this post by [personal profile] silentflux 
(here) 

Seriously, it's hilarious and I may have to try and do a Primeval one. 

Dance for me fandom! Dance!!
 A random pimpage post...

I wanted to recommend [profile] silentflux_recs to y'all. 
The links are sometimes from fandoms I don't know about people/character's I've never heard of, but they are pretty much always worth having a look at and I've been led to a couple of my favourite stories recently from here.

There's some odd one's as well - BtVS Giles/CSI Grissom anyone? Slash fic with John McClane from Die Hard? - but somehow they work. Ok, sometimes they make you worried for your sanity because you found that hot, but hey - you can't have everything and sanity's overrated anyway...
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oddegg: (toto)
( Nov. 15th, 2007 11:09 am)
I have drugs!! Yey!
I also have lots of lovely Plastic!Winchester Theatre to look at AND [personal profile] writeatmidnighthas updated the amazing sick!verse!
Does life get any better than this?

Well, I could be a billionaire and be able to pay Chewetel Ejiofar to massage my feet and lick me all over, but otherwise - no. 

I may post a fic up later... no promises though.
And, in a completely random, blathering post -

I want to have Charlie Brooker's babies. Despite the hang-dog, 'I have spent too many hours watching x-factor and similar shows for you people and I'm ready to just shoot myself to get some relief' looks.

Screenwipe is the best f*cking thing on television BY FAR!

Being able to snicker at the moronic shit that gets pumped out by any producer with access to a media channel without having to expand the precious brain-cells in actually watching the crap?

Genius.
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Just been musing on life, the universe and everything - 
or rather, my life, my job and the fact I'm so freaking bored at the moment I'm contemplating killing myself just for something to do.

The last time I was this bored in a job thoughts about burning the shop I worked in down so I wouldnt have to go in the next day started popping into my head. 
I quit the day I found myself looking at the gap underneath the fire-door and thinking "I could pour petrol under there from outside, stuff newspaper through and set fire to it. Then I could sleep in tomorrow"
If I could have guaranteed one particular arsehole of a colleague got trapped inside I might just have done it.

You know its time to leave when felony arson & murder starts looking like the sensible option. 

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I was set on the path of thinking about boring jobs from reading [personal profile] notthequiettype's J2 AU/Clerks story 'The Incredible True Story of Two Clerks In Love'. So bloody funny - really, do read it (don't be drinking while you do though - you get that nose-snort thing otherwise. Not pretty)

And I suppose that's one good thing about this job - quiet office and desk with back to the wall + no checking of internet usage means I can read porn when I have nothing else to do...
 
oddegg: (Default)
( Oct. 13th, 2007 11:00 pm)
O My God, OMG!

For any of you who see this in time, and have access to Ch4 - 'Beautiful Thing' is showing at 2.05am - WATCH IT! Set your video, your Tivo, whatever, just watch it!

The most brilliant, lovely, sweet gay teenage love film you will ever see. Seriously.
Just want to direct you guys over to  [community profile] numb3rs_slash because [personal profile] entangled_now has posted a follow up to 'The Inappropriate Ass Fondling Gun Story' and you really should read it. 

Wet t-short and jeans Don. Come on, you know you want to. 

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I have no idea why my head went to a !Pimp Batman place for the subject on this post...
 
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