oddegg: (Spider man - truck nemesis)
Cut below for - whoa - quite a lot of rather random ramblings, in which I ruminate. (I may be as easily distracted as a toddler shown a glitter ball, but at least I can alliterate, damn it)

Oh. And there's links to some meme fic I wrote as well.

And to kick it off...

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Why do so many Indian boys seem to have absolutely no bum?

click... )
oddegg: (Primeval - Connor beautiful broken)
 Oooh, yeah baby!
Psychic Manifestations of Slash™ back with a vengeance!!!

You know Criminal Minds, yes? You know Shemar Moore AKA Derek Morgan, yes? You know who's exact fucking double I passed on my way back from work?

Oooh, yeeeesss!!

Same beautiful smile, same gorgeous skin, same freakin' sunglasses! Same panty-wetting abs that you could crack freakin' ROCKS on!!

And how do I know about the abs, I hear you ask? (well, I hear the voices in my head ask. I pretend that it's you lot asking because otherwise it'd just be weird)

I know because - being that pigs have flown, hell has frozen over and it is, for once, amazingly hot in Glasgow - this hunk of tall, dark and handsome was wearing nowt but a pair of low-slung shorts. *drools*

God, I love summer! :)

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BTW, I've written slightly kinky Kirk/Spock porn over here if you're interested. 

I can't be arsed posting it here at the moment.
oddegg: (Default)
Well - I have a new cinema card and so to mark the death and resurrection of Our Lord this weekend, I shall be going to see 17 Again, Dragonball Evolution and Monsters vs Aliens 3D.
In a desperate and frankly pathetic attempt to appear more cultured and adult, I also plan to see Let The Right One In but, given that I'm holding my options open on seeing Fast & Furious, I feel that attempt is doomed to failure...

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I saw Knowing the other week and, just randomly throwing this out there, but I think it could have been VASTLY improved if they'd got rid of the stupid-and-slightly-icky (given that they're kids) Adam and Eve scenario ending and instead had this:
- Entire planet goes up in flames.
- Camera pulls back, and back, till we see the alien spaceship thingies on the edge of our star system.
- Alien speech voiceover that gets subtitle translated as: 'I can't believe they fell for that! Pass me that child sized anal probe, will you?'

(I thought of this in the cinema and had to bite my hand to stop from laughing out loud. Yes, I'm horribly sick. What's new?)

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I shall also be marking Easter with the writing of porn. So long as I don't get derailed by Saturday Primeval and ideas for - well, for new sorts of porn.
I think I need to build some sort of robot that follows me around the house, occasionally poking me and saying (maybe in C3-PO's voice, because that would be awesome) "FINISH YOUR PORN, BITCH!". I'm thinking the addition of some kind of Lost In Space type arm-flailing would also be very cool. 

Am I bad?

Dec. 9th, 2008 09:03 pm
oddegg: (Default)
Just watching 'Last Man Standing' and...

Is it bad that I want to read slash stories about these guys? It is, isn't it?

But what do they expect my mind to do when they're showing these guys in their pants?! Their tiny, tiny, tiny pants!?!!

(and that's everyone except Joey because frankly, I want that whiny little bitch to go down and the only fic I want to read with him in it is the most vicious sort of whump imaginable. All hurt and no comfort.)

I'm thinking Wole/JJ or Jarvis/Ed. (Mmmm... Jarvis 'n Ed...)

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I've been writing stuff and then re-reading it and thinking 'WTF's this shit?!' and I don't know if that's because it's actually shit or because I've been in a really odd mood for about a week. Black dog following me - 'cept it's more like a mange-ridden, scruffy grey mongrel.

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Maudlin poetry time again as well I'm afraid.

Read more... )


oddegg: (Attacked by perverts)

Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!

God, thank you again to everyone for birthday wishes and commiserations on computer troubles but, really – never mind that, I've now read the porn comment thread extract that fred sent me and Oh. My. God.

Oliver Leek porn! Leek!porn was written!!! Aaaaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

You are sick. Sick and twisted. You need help.
I'm so proud to call you friends! *wipes away a tear*

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I watched taped Jools Holland last night. I now want to read Radiohead bandslash with Tom York and the one with black hair and the weird jaw. 
You may understand this better if I explain that I want it in the same way that I wanted Primeval Oliver Leek!porn (ah-ha-ha! Still can't get over that!) or in the way that I read Top Gear slash. With huge amounts of self disgust and loathing, and a side order of 'Jesus Christ! My brain! It's burns! It burns like hygiene!'

(and none of you will get the 'hygiene' bit unless you've also seen this . Ah, SomethingPositive – amusing me and then squicking the shit out of me and making me choke on coffee since 2001. You really are much better drawn nowadays though)

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And then I watched the original Batman and now I want to read Supernatural RPS AU slash casting Jared Padalecki as Batman and Jensen Ackles as Robin. Come on! It'd be funny!!

'Holy Padackle cakes Jared! This sex!pollen is making us – do – things to each other! Thank Damn that Eric Kripke Joker!'


oddegg: (primeval - anomaly radio)

Thoughts I am thinking:

  • I'm seeing [profile] spn_j2_bigbang pimped everywhere and I am getting more and more tempted to sign up. I have a  couple of J2 ideas and the glimmering and a half of some SPN ones, all of them AU.
  • regarding the above, I'm thinking I'm mad. (Your WIP list is now about 10ft long woman! Impulse control would be a pretty feckin GOOD IDEA right about now, hum?!)
  • I need to buy a router for the WIFI thingy.
  • TORCHWOOD!!!! WOOO!!!
  • random porny musing - actor who plays Oliver Leek in S2 Primeval was in Greenwing - Mac from Greenwing, mmmm - Torchwood should do something involving a hospital, then Mac can cameo and shag Captain Jack and/or Ianto!! But not Owen because his frog mouth freaks me out.
  • 1) I want to see Oliver Leek porn 2) My brain! it's broken... *is sad*
oddegg: (Spider-santa)

I’m going to be getting myself a laptop after xmas and then I might actually be able to write and post stuff when I say I will.

The home computer I now use is actually mr oddegg’s and whilst it was perfect when all I wanted to do was send emails or look things up online every so often, now that I’ve shrugged off my Luddite shackles, embraced the technology revolution, tuned in, jacked up and, most importantly, started writing porn constantly, I really need to get a machine of my own.

 

Because somehow, “Sweetie, can I interrupt your very important video editing so I can write about men rimming each other” doesn’t meet with such a favourable response. Can’t think why.

 

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And having decided on the new comp. I now feel I should probably ban myself from the internet for my own good.

I was hop-scotching my way around comic sites and on a comicbookresources forum came upon an old thread about how long you can stay awake (yeah, I’m not sure what it was doing there either) and there were people who were all ‘well, I need my 9 hours but I did once stay awake for a WHOLE 36 HOURS!!’ and my first two responses were, pretty simultaneously:

a) Cunts. Try 16 weeks of intermittent insomnia, bitch!

b) 36 hours. Pussy-ass motherfuckers. I was awake for a 40 hour stretch on Friday and still went out partying!!

 

But the one that worried me was the third, rather competitive response:

c) Hmmm. My personal ‘best’ was about 66 hours. I wonder if I could top that.

 

I then found myself actually thinking about testing how long I can do without sleep. Just out of curiosity.

Don’t think I should let my brain out without supervision anymore.

 

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“I need my sleep. I do. I need 8 hours a day… and about 10 at night.”

Bill Hicks

 
oddegg: (Default)
Well, I’ve just seen tonight’s Ch5 repeat episodes of NCIS and CIS (and I’ve got behind with my viewing, so sue me) and Christ, if these people don’t want us to porn their programmes why do they write them like that?
And we wont even speak of the Sony advert and the little multi-coloured plot-bunny look-a-like’s they’ve introduced…

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