Still not king...(still not asleep)

[oddegg]

And in other news - drugs are crap.
I thought the point of sleeping pills was to, you know, make you sleep? Not do bugger all about the fact you're awake all night BUT make you dopey the next day.

Am so beyond tired its starting to be amusing. I'm just waiting for someone to introduce themself as Tyler Durban on the tube now - maybe if we blow up a financial district I'll be able to get some sleep? (though not if it means going anywhere near Helen Bonham Carter, even with a specially emo, black-painted barge pole I'm not touching that)

But in good news I think I've started a friend on the slippery slope to fandom! We were discussing tv shows and books and talk got onto Harry Potter; I told her about some of the fanfiction I'd read and gave her some links to good Snarry ones. I may have briefly mentioned Wincest and Eppescest as well.

Her: well, I'll have a look but I dont see whats so good about two guys getting it on.
Me: *evil cackle* Oh, you will, my pretty, you will!

OK, I may have left off the 'my pretty' and I didn't threaten to get my flying monkey's (even though, cool! - flying monkey's!)

Comments

[fredbassett]

Ah, sounds like you've got the same band of sleeping pill as me! I still get crap all sleep, and just feel yuk the next day. Strangely, I've stopped taking them.

My remaining brain cell is getting lonely ..........

Your friend will soon understand. If one man's good, two's better. Simple really.

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Apparantly they need time 'to build up in your system'. Mmmm - I'm not totally convinced but I'll give them a bit longer.

And yup, I think she'll see the attraction! pretty + pretty + porn = good!

[fredbassett]

Sounds different to mine. I've been given both Diazepam and Temazepam (spelling??) at different times, but told not to take them more than occasionally and NOT let them build up. WTF ???

Anyway, neither sodding worked.

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

This is something called Lormetazepam. I was told to take it every night, but I still thing the 'big hammer to knock me out' option would be better!

[fredbassett]

Yep, I suspect that's all thatll work for me!

How's part 2 vampire fic coming along?

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Part 2 is sitting glaring at me and muttering about people who try to bite off more than they can suck at the moment - but I do have it roughly planned out (with enough give in it for any wild diversions that spring up).
...and actually, I may have seen a way to sneak the Connor Tops! plot bunny in there! I was having problems seeing it on its own but it kind of works with what I have in mind. Possibly even jealous!connor topping...

[fredbassett]

YESSSSSS!!!! Jealous!Connor topping!!!

I wants it and I wants it now, preciousssssssssssss!!!

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

aaahhh - I still know 'ow to grab 'em!
but precious will just have to sit and play with Frodo's ring for a while (no obvious joke in mind there, no sir) - at least until I've had the weekend to angst over getting Spike's voice right!

[fredbassett]

But if I play with Frodo's Ring, Sam'll kill me!!

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

well, you'll just have to find some way of keeping him entertained in the meantime! Get one of the Ents into the act - I always suspected Sam of being kinky...

[fredbassett]

BTW, you might be still not king, but you are still the prettiest!!!

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Thank you sweetie! That's always lovely to hear, even when you know you look like hammered shite!!

[fredbassett]

Day 5090, Still disembodied.

[leda_speaks.livejournal.com]

Bah, that's what sleeping pills do to me, too! No extra sleep but a massive hangover? No thank you!

And no flying monkeys? You gotta bring in the flying monkeys!

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

The flying monkeys are on a work-to-rule thing at the moment and are actually having talks about coming out on strike in support of the show writers.
I knew allowing them a union was a bad move...

[leda_speaks.livejournal.com]

The flying monkeys have a union? Oh noes! Now we shall never stop them! *g*