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First of all, thanks for writing for me! My main point through all this is if there's a story idea that grabs you that I haven't mentioned then write that - I want you to have fun writing this!

General fic likes are: sarcastic humour, silly humour, bad puns, weirdness, obscure references, history facts, footnotes, romance, plot filled drama, nonsense filled fluff. I like porn - porn is very rarely a bad thing and there's not much that squicks me, though I'm not wildly into the A/O/B trope. I also like pure gen if romance and/or porn are not your things!

Dislikes: Huge buckets of angst, anything non-con, any infidelity (happy polyam is ok).

And for my requests....

Bloodlust and Bonnets - Emily McGovern

I’ve loved Emily’s work since My Life As A Background Slytherin and this comic is just brilliant. I struggle to say which is my favourite character but Lord Byron (you know, from books) possibly just wins. I would love any more of his ridiculousness, or any of Napoleon’s secret adventures when he’s off doing his own thing, or more of Lucy and Sham’s excruciatingly awkward shuffling towards something that might, in certain lights, be called a relationship. Or more of Lucy being badass, or Sham being badass. Pretty much going to love anything with any of them I think!

17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois

(I’m just repeating last years here!)

I’m struggling to talk about this one without being intimidating! I honestly view this as one of the most interesting speculative fiction pieces of the last decade or more, and I would love anything that gives the flavour of the original. My favourite character is Juice and my absolute favourite game is, like Juice, the chapter 10 Denver, Colorado Game 27 (this possibly says something bad about me…). I just love the ridiculous insane chaos of it and if you were to give me any part of this game – a slice of historical play, a look at the fans watching, maybe even a hint of where the damn ball is hiding – then I would be so SO delighted. But give me any of the characters, any of the games – please do make up your own if you like! If you choose to write this one you have the added advantage that I know less than sweet FA about American Football so you can make up any shit you like :)

Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

This film is just excellent and so much fun! I’m really after a post or during rather than pre-film fic for this one because I would like the zombies at least acknowledged, but other than that go wild. I’m happy with au’s if you want someone particular to survive (not Savage though, maybe kill him again extra hard :p). I’m also happy with crossovers if there’s one that you’ve got a great idea for. I definitely wouldn’t mind if Steph got to have some kind of romantic interest!

Ready or Not (2019)

Grace Le Domas, Becky Le Domas, Daniel Le Domas

I thought all the characters were great in this film but Grace was fantastic and I found Becky and Daniel really interesting – both clear eyed about how completely fucked up the family situation was and dealing with it in different ways.

Really not sure what I’m after from this one but anything that looks at these characters a bit more would be good.

Derry Girls (TV)

Sister Michael (Derry Girls)

God this show is so funny. I love all the characters in it (have a big soft spot for poor Gerry, the dad) but Sister Michael is the blunt, sardonic holder of my heart. I’m happy for a story with her as the focus or just as a very sarcastic commentator on the main action :)

I’m happy with crossovers here if you think Sister Michael would have something to say about any other characters or media too!

Jackalope Wives Series - Ursula Vernon

Grandma Harken (Jackalope Wives)

I like Ursula’s writing so much, and Grandma Harken is brilliant. The harshly honest way she deals with the practicalities of the everyday world and the magical world is quite inspiring. For this I’d just love some more of her life or little adventures. I’m more than happy for any of the other characters to appear in it, or any new ones you think would fit well.

First of all, thanks for writing for me! My main point through all this is if there's a story idea that grabs you that I haven't mentioned then write that - I want you to have fun writing this!

General fic likes are: sarcastic humour, silly humour, bad puns, weirdness, obscure references, history facts, footnotes, romance, plot filled drama, nonsense filled fluff. I like porn - porn is very rarely a bad thing and there's not much that squicks me, though I'm not wildly into the A/O/B trope. I also like pure gen if romance and/or porn are not your things!
Dislikes: Huge buckets of angst, anything non-con, any infidelity.

And for my requests....

17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois

Indexing - Seanan McGuire

I really enjoy alternative takes on fairy tales that show their darker origins and consequently I bloody love these books! Sloane and Henry battle for first place as my favourite but I love them all so anything with the team would be great – a case call-out, filling in paperwork, day to day at the office or hanging out during down time. If you wanted to fill out anyone’s backstory that would be very much of interest too.

Lumberjanes

She didn’t get in as a tagged character but Ripley is the scruffy little glitter ball of my heart and I would really, really love her to be in any story. I’m not after anything romantic beyond the blushing/hand holding we’ve had in the comics and what I’d love most of all is a little slice of life or mini adventure at camp – maybe the girls encounter a new cryptid or go up against another cabin in a contest? Go wild and enjoy yourself putting a Lumberjanes stamp on summer camp!

The Final Girls

I would be interested in seeing Max, Vicki and Gertie’s past as friends, or if you feel like writing some meta slasher horror and giving me a slice of Camp Bloodbath 2: Cruel Summer I would love that! If horror isn’t your thing then how about them jumping into another type of film? Perfectly happy for you to go as cracky as you like with this.

Santa Clarita Diet

I really like the fun relationship the Hammonds have with Abby and seeing more of that would be great, particularly Joel and Abby’s. Other than that I have no specific ideas so write whatever whacky adventure you feel like for this one. My one other request is that, while I know it’s not a tagged character I would LOVE to see Mr Ball Legs!

Ocean's 8 (2018)

I love all the characters but Daphne, Constance, and Tammy are my favourites. Any small side adventures or next adventures would be fab, or just the ladies hanging out – maybe a night out with the whole gang doing their thing and conning and stealing everything because they just can’t help themselves? And just throwing it out there but I hate James Corden so if a piano landed on his character I wouldn’t mind…

Totally ok if you just want to write some sexy times too – there was enough possibilities flying around that film!

I fucking INSIST that you go and read the fill that someone has done for me!

It's X-Men: First Class and it's everything that's good or even borderline turned over to the dark side and made twisted and nastybaddarkwrong and it's ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT!!!

It's the sort of perfect that means you will never sleep again, xmen will eat you.

(and yes, it says something bad about me that I asked for it and yes, it definitely says something bad about me that I love the fill so very, very much but I DO NOT CARE!! It's genius. Go read it.)

I am totally grinning like a mad thing at the moment because I GOT FANART FOR MY XMFC/CALVIN & HOBBES FIC!!!!!

LOOKIE!! LOOKIE!!

It's by

ratcreature which makes it even more awesome because I've known that name for ages for the great fanrecs and utterly fantastic art.

*honestly tearing up* I love it so much!!!

♥

In every fangirl’s life where she’s got to stand tall and lift her chin up and say:
“You know? I’ve written slash fic, I’ve written rps. I’ve written rimming and bloodplay. I’ve written mpreg, god damn it! I have written a fic on adult erotic nursing.
And I’m not ashamed of any of it.”

“Pervert and Proud, brothers and sisters! Pervert and Proud!”

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I missed doing one of these for the 5th ep, sorry.

Partly because I found the episode a bit 'meh' but mostly because I had a very good weekend and was thus very, very hungover. My brain couldn't process anything complicated like 'typing' or 'stringing words together'.

Anyway - onto this week!

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My babbling about pain!slut Becker in my last Primeval recap reminded me I never got round to posting the original comment fic about him in my own lj.

So here's some pain!slutty Becker. Ages old & slightly tidied up from the original.

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Well, some combination of my computer and the itv.com site is determined that I’m not to watch the shows live so this had to wait till I could dl the file last night.

While waiting I passed the time reading cat!boy porn. You might want to keep that in mind when deciding how much credit to give my opinions.

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Here, have some random Inception crack I posted in a meme last night.

*shrugs* Yeah, I don't know what going on in it either.

*goes back to writing Primeval/Inception crossover*

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Just want to get this out the way first: FUCK YOU ITV WEBSITE FOR NOT LETTING ME JOIN THE LIVEWATCH!! FUUUU-UUCK YOOOUU!!!!!!

Yeah. Tiny bit of frustration there.

(Also *sheepish* thanks to everyone who was so nice about my bad mood yesterday and apologies for emoting all over you. You guys are stars set at least ten levels above the best! *smooshes*)

Anyway - FORWARD!! TO RECAP!!

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Like STUFF? Want STUFF?

Then look no further! It's Pay It Forward 2011!!!!!
(already seen elsewhere posted by more talented people than myself)

What is Pay It Forward? Basically, it's me saying that the first 5 people to comment will get sent something handmade by me during 2011.

This could possibly be something fannish, possibly something arty. Almost certainly something crafty and highly likely to be something a bit weird.

The original idea with the meme was that if you claimed you 'paid it forward' by offering the same but I can't be arsed insisting on that so feel to grab the goodies gratis! :D

(My craft talents are reasonable if probably not professional standard, btw)

I saw Inception over the break for the first time. My initial reaction? ‘Thank god I didn’t see this when it came out’

Not because it’s bad – oh no. Don’t think that. If you are one of the other few people on the planet who, like me, have been living under a rock and haven’t seen the film yet then let me reassure you that Inception is in fact bloody brilliant – well written, well directed, wonderfully acted and beautifully shot. The special effects are really quite spectacular.

It’s also marvellously intelligent and – shockingly for a Hollywood film </patronisation> – it pays its viewers the compliment of assuming they have some basic smarts and can follow a plot line when it takes a more scenic route. I’m going to watch and re-watch it just so I can pick over the little details and murmur ‘oh, you clever thing’ to the film lovingly.

But I’m glad I didn’t see it before because I may have become a little obsessed. Which is surprising because I don’t historically have a tendency in that direction at all… *looks shifty*

One of the things that makes me think the film’s baseline concept – that an idea can be planted in someone’s mind – is all too believable is that the entire internet now seems completely fixated on the idea of slashing Arthur and Eames.

Not that I blame them. There’s a delicious flirty love/hate undercurrent to – well, pretty much all their interactions and they are both very, very attractive. Tom Hardy’s mouth in particular is an embossed, rsvp’d invitation to sin and when it’s combined with his voice…

I’m sorry; I drifted off into my happy place for a moment there. Where were we?

Ah, yes – the world and its internet wife writing Arthur/Eames slash. I’ve read two or three (dozen) now and the quality of what I’ve seen so far is generally very good. And it’s a pairing that appears to inspire some incredibly filthy porn so I’d recommend seeing the film just for that, actually.

And in the face of all these lovely examples of smut, and the pretty-pretty that is the two boys, and the wonderful snarky tension of their relationship my own inevitable plot bunny is – surprise, surprise!!

Not about them.

No, I get a mostly gen plot bunny with a slight femmeslash undertone that’s mainly a character study of someone who gets about two lines in the film. Not sure what happened there.

This is actually a rewatch as I was able to join in the squeeing on Denial for the livewatch! *g*

Does this mean I will be more sober and slightly more sensible this time round, I hear you ask? *cracks open the wine* Let’s see, shall we?

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(must aquire S4 icons)

( cut for drunken rambling & squeeage )

Did you know that 2011 - as well as being a prime number itself - is also the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers? 2011=157+163+167+173+179+181+191+193+197+199+211

Just wanted to share that bit of geekery with you all! :)

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And in other news, I got porn for xmas! YAY!!

TWO lots of porn, actually. My Yuletide gift was the rather yumsome 'The Kind That Talk The Loudest' by sunsetmog, which is from the Fast and Furious fandom and contains Brian and Dom finally scratching that sexual tension itch they've had going throughout the films! :D
It's lovely and hot and surprisingly sweet - and it contains rimming which I was very pleased about! I highly recommend having a read of it. *beams*

My Glee Puck/Kurt fic fest gift ALSO has rimming in it (Are my tastes that obvious? *g*). And - AND! - it has tattoo's and piercings and is amazingly sweet and 'awww' inducing as well as being very, very hot. It's called 'Teeth, Tongue and Tattoos' and as the reveal hasn't gone up for these fics yet I'm not sure who wrote it for me but I like them a whole lot! :D

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As the Puckurt reveal isn't up I can't say which of those I wrote yet but my Yuletide fic - for anyone interested - was 'A Man's Best Friend is his Master of the Horse'.

It's based on a 1937 children's book called 'The Land of Green Ginger' by Noel Langley and as far as I can see from google I'm the first person ever to write fanfiction for it.

Not sure if I'm the best person to be a pioneer in the fandom but my recipient seemed to like it so I'm happy! :D

And in other news:

I now need to research other bookmarking systems because Delicious may end up screwing us all. Any suggestions?

I hate you, new twitter, with your 'hourly usage limit' and the way you keep going blank. Fuck you!! Fuck you sideways with something spiky. :(

Am tweaking my Yuletide entry and panicking increasingly because I fear the recipient is going to hate the entire concept :( :(

Captain Beefheart died!! :,( :,( :,( :,(

Realised that when Primeval 4 airs on January 1st I'll be stuck on a fucking train up from the Midlands!!!
....there are not enough negative emoticons in the world, quite frankly.

I've been catching up with my upcoming-movie trailers over at topless robot and films that I am now INSANELY excited now include:

Tron: The Legacy. No, of course it's not going to be as good as the original. Yes, I'm still going to watch it.
Green Lantern. Ryan Rynolds looks like he so much fun filming this. I just hope we have as much fun watching it.
Cowboys & Aliens - Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford! As cowboys!! Fighting aliens!!! Based on a comic book!!!! Counting down the weeks, people. Fuck, counting down the days.

Speaking of Harrison Ford, topless robot also has a link to him on the Conan show. Mr topless robot seems to think Harrison is drunk but I personally think this is a terrible malignment of the man.

He's obviously not drunk! Silly topless robot man!

He's stoned - that's quite a different kettle of hot-rocked fish.

(And if you get that reference to hot-rocks then I name you 'stoner' and tell you to stop bogarting, man)

(Also - never seen Conan before but jeebus god, is it just me or is that man is a dick?)

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This weeks Fan Fiction Friday on TR is particularly wtf?-ish. Pokemon rape fic.

Yes, you read that correctly. It is at times like these - reading reviews of stories about pre-pubescent boys getting raped by stone, snake-bodied Pokemon - that I wish I had known about the slight reference to the Pokemon fandom that my lj name apparently contains. (Pokemon gets brought up when I google myself, anyway) (Yes, I google myself. Don't judge me)

It's not as bad as the Draco skull-fucking one though, and not NEARLY as disturbing as the 'Sherlock Holmes is constipated - let us write about this and about Watson giving him enemas for over 13,000 words!' fic.

You can't read that last one anymore, the author took it down. Thank your gods for this, people. The internet is better for it.

Ahh... 'tis the season to lose my mind again!

Yup, signed up to Yuletide. Picked the full 10 to write for, with some quite obscure ones.

...have started chewing my nails already.

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So - in case the lovely person writing for me wishes some extra info...

( Dear Yuletide Author )

One)
A large number of people in the world - coincidentally many of whom have business with me today - are really, really deserving of vicious throat punches. Just throwing that out there.

Two)
Anyone after an 'Archive Of Our Own' invite? I have one if someone wants it.

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