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Yes, my philosophy DOES look an awful lot like lazyness. Your point?
Just been musing on life, the universe and everything -
or rather, my life, my job and the fact I'm so freaking bored at the moment I'm contemplating killing myself just for something to do.
The last time I was this bored in a job thoughts about burning the shop I worked in down so I wouldnt have to go in the next day started popping into my head.
I quit the day I found myself looking at the gap underneath the fire-door and thinking "I could pour petrol under there from outside, stuff newspaper through and set fire to it. Then I could sleep in tomorrow"
If I could have guaranteed one particular arsehole of a colleague got trapped inside I might just have done it.
You know its time to leave when felony arson & murder starts looking like the sensible option.
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I was set on the path of thinking about boring jobs from reading![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
notthequiettype's J2 AU/Clerks story 'The Incredible True Story of Two Clerks In Love'. So bloody funny - really, do read it (don't be drinking while you do though - you get that nose-snort thing otherwise. Not pretty)
And I suppose that's one good thing about this job - quiet office and desk with back to the wall + no checking of internet usage means I can read porn when I have nothing else to do...
or rather, my life, my job and the fact I'm so freaking bored at the moment I'm contemplating killing myself just for something to do.
The last time I was this bored in a job thoughts about burning the shop I worked in down so I wouldnt have to go in the next day started popping into my head.
I quit the day I found myself looking at the gap underneath the fire-door and thinking "I could pour petrol under there from outside, stuff newspaper through and set fire to it. Then I could sleep in tomorrow"
If I could have guaranteed one particular arsehole of a colleague got trapped inside I might just have done it.
You know its time to leave when felony arson & murder starts looking like the sensible option.
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I was set on the path of thinking about boring jobs from reading
notthequiettype's J2 AU/Clerks story 'The Incredible True Story of Two Clerks In Love'. So bloody funny - really, do read it (don't be drinking while you do though - you get that nose-snort thing otherwise. Not pretty)And I suppose that's one good thing about this job - quiet office and desk with back to the wall + no checking of internet usage means I can read porn when I have nothing else to do...
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Might be less trouble in the long run than arson and murder, but I can entirely see where you're coming from :)
I now need to go and do my homework before I go to my French classes tonight. Jeez, I suck at grammer, and they're all brighter than me, and do their homework, and then I start doodling porn ideas at the back of my notebook, and oh god, I then realise that I haven't changed much in the last 30 odd years 'cos that's what I used to do when I was at school .....
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And French, ooo - the only thing I can remember how to say is 'parler plus lentement, s'il vous plait, je ne comprendre pas' (please speak more slowly, I don't understand). And how to say rainbow for some reason.
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I can hear him now "SHE WRITES GAY PORN!" Oh no, sooooo not going there!
Hhhmmm, two more Connor fics, lovely x two. Naturally I will squee big time if you manage to work Lyle in there again! Can he watch, please miss? he'll be quiet and not make rude remarks, honest!!
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And ok, Lyle can watch. On the strict understanding that if he misbehaves it'll be the ruler! (but then the others would want to watch THAT and, oh damn - I've just loosed another bunny havent I? *hastily flings it your way*)
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