like some freak genetic experiment that had crossed a yeti with Tigger And he knows that last one makes him such a big girl that he may as well borrow all of Jared’s pink shirts and change his name legally to Jenny Jensen tried to convey all the support he could without, you know, actually having to say anything supportive or emotional or at all contrary to the general Texan Code of Men that he still kinda subscribed to despite being, as Chris put it when Jensen came out to him, ‘so damn gay you could only be topped by a parade of gold-lame wearing ladyboys’ (though Jensen really doesn’t think he’s that obvious.) Jared wouldn’t usually know subtle if it came wrapped in neon lights and accompanied by an air-horn. Which would kinda defeat the purpose of the word, Jensen admits. Sometimes Jensen thinks Jay should come with instructions like a gremlin: ‘The Padalecki likes pink. Keep away from redneck bars or breakages may occur. Put away all surrounding delicate objects (including your heart). And remember, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never EVER give him more than one cup of coffee’
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Date: 2008-01-23 06:38 am (UTC)like some freak genetic experiment that had crossed a yeti with Tigger
And he knows that last one makes him such a big girl that he may as well borrow all of Jared’s pink shirts and change his name legally to Jenny
Jensen tried to convey all the support he could without, you know, actually having to say anything supportive or emotional or at all contrary to the general Texan Code of Men that he still kinda subscribed to despite being, as Chris put it when Jensen came out to him, ‘so damn gay you could only be topped by a parade of gold-lame wearing ladyboys’ (though Jensen really doesn’t think he’s that obvious.)
Jared wouldn’t usually know subtle if it came wrapped in neon lights and accompanied by an air-horn. Which would kinda defeat the purpose of the word, Jensen admits.
Sometimes Jensen thinks Jay should come with instructions like a gremlin:
‘The Padalecki likes pink. Keep away from redneck bars or breakages may occur. Put away all surrounding delicate objects (including your heart). And remember, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never EVER give him more than one cup of coffee’
ALL wonderful!
Great writing!