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In every fangirl’s life where she’s got to stand tall and lift her chin up and say:
“You know? I’ve written slash fic, I’ve written rps. I’ve written rimming and bloodplay. I’ve written mpreg, god damn it! I have written a fic on adult erotic nursing.
And I’m not ashamed of any of it.”

“Pervert and Proud, brothers and sisters! Pervert and Proud!


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oddegg: (Primeval - Matt fought raptor jesus)
Here, have some random Inception crack I posted in a meme last night.

*shrugs* Yeah, I don't know what going on in it either.

*goes back to writing Primeval/Inception crossover*

you are waiting for the crazy... )


Jan. 1st, 2011 11:06 pm
oddegg: (primeval - anomaly radio)
Did you know that 2011 - as well as being a prime number itself - is also the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers? 2011=157+163+167+173+179+181+191+193+197+199+211

Just wanted to share that bit of geekery with you all! :)

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And in other news, I got porn for xmas! YAY!!

TWO lots of porn, actually. My Yuletide gift was the rather yumsome 'The Kind That Talk The Loudest' by sunsetmog, which is from the Fast and Furious fandom and contains Brian and Dom finally scratching that sexual tension itch they've had going throughout the films! :D
It's lovely and hot and surprisingly sweet - and it contains rimming which I was very pleased about! I highly recommend having a read of it. *beams*

My Glee Puck/Kurt fic fest gift ALSO has rimming in it (Are my tastes that obvious? *g*). And - AND! - it has tattoo's and piercings and is amazingly sweet and 'awww' inducing as well as being very, very hot. It's called 'Teeth, Tongue and Tattoos' and as the reveal hasn't gone up for these fics yet I'm not sure who wrote it for me but I like them a whole lot! :D

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As the Puckurt reveal isn't up I can't say which of those I wrote yet but my Yuletide fic - for anyone interested - was 'A Man's Best Friend is his Master of the Horse'.

It's based on a 1937 children's book called 'The Land of Green Ginger' by Noel Langley and as far as I can see from google I'm the first person ever to write fanfiction for it.

Not sure if I'm the best person to be a pioneer in the fandom but my recipient seemed to like it so I'm happy! :D
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Title: (for the very) First Time
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mention of past underage sexual encounters that could be triggery. Quite a bit of sex. And because it’s Puck nearly every other word is the ‘F’ one so there’s a LOT of swearing.
Pairing(s): Puck/Kurt, other background Gleek pairings, past Puck/many others.
Genre: Let’s call it ‘Drama’ shall we? Does that encompass angst, humour, smut and schmoop?
Word Count: 28,514
Disclaimer: I own nothing. (the walrus says he weeps for me, and deeply sympathises) 
Summary: Puck’s still got a first time he can give Kurt. At least he can if a) Puck can get him to understand that, b) Puck doesn’t fuck up, and c) if the prissy little shit’ll stop treating Puck like a fucking girl and just take it.

Author Note: In the note to my oneshot ‘Like a Virgin’ I said I was going to do a proper Puckurt follow up. Well, it’s only… *checks watch* eight weeks later and here it is! (Just in time to get Jossed by Season 2! Yay!)

This story… Jesus. It just became ‘The Fic That Won’t End’ and got longer and longer because they were both being such stupid, uncommunicative boys and I just could *not* get them to hurry along to the part with the fucking. To be honest, I’m not sure what I think of the whole thing myself. It’s pretty much 15 pounds of angst and 10 pounds of smut mixed up in a 5 pound bag of crazy. Still, you know. ‘Enjoy’ and all that.

A tip of the hat to [livejournal.com profile] alicebluegown16  for the scene where Kurt sings ‘Talk Dirty To Me’ and for the Stephen Lynch song! And, what the hell, she was so flatteringly psyched about this when I told her about it, so this is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] audreytiphaine , ok? Hope you like it, honey.

As a side note, I seem to be developing a platonic OTP with my Puck/Santana friendship.

touch... )

oddegg: (LOTR - sleep with legolas)
 ...along with a horrible pun. Sorry - can never resist the puns.

Yeah, so - don't know if anyone on my flist is into Glee at all? If you are, I've done some stories for the [livejournal.com profile] puckurt  comm and one fill for the [livejournal.com profile] glee_angst_meme  that you might want to look at if you've nothing better to do. :)

(if you're not then fyi, Glee is light, silly tv about a high school singing club. It's ridiculous, it's nonsense, it's... addictive as hell. Run, damn-it! It's too late for me but you could still save yourself!)

I'll probably post these here properly at some point but I'm tired so I'll just link at the moment. Stories are:

The one where I break Kurt's arm, the rest of the club's heart's, and skirt dangerously close to melodrama - untitled fill for the angst meme

The one where I saw Puck's pool-cleaning/MILF seduction business described as 'one big cluster-fuck of statutory rape' and decided to muse on his psycho-sexual history. And Santana's, for some reason - Like a Virgin

The one where I had very little sleep and made everyone drag up because I wanted to see Puck in a dress - Drag Me To Your Level

The one where I kill someone, fuck up everyone else, and break everyone on [livejournal.com profile] puckurt  comm - Talk My Heart Away (and break me down) 

For the last one the only excuse I can offer is that it had been a 'nice warm bath with a side order of razor blade' kind of a week and I'd subconsciously decided to take it out on someone. I'm now writing about buttsex and evil cats, so I'm not sure if my mental wellbeing has improved or declined...


Jun. 7th, 2010 06:46 pm
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Don't know if anyone is interested, but wordriot.org have a load of one off, limited time texts to download under their 'Published For A Day' day.

Novels, short story collections, poetry - they may be great, they may be shit, but for one day only they're yours to grab here!

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Also, I went a little insane and signed up for [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo  *worried grin*

Should anyone wish to join me in my madness there is a sign up post to get your card here.

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And, for no reason at all, have a Stargate Atlantis rec! Rodney has a bad day.

It's silly and funny and always cheers me up when I read it :)

"Nut 'im!"

Jan. 12th, 2010 10:40 pm
oddegg: (Alice - local drug dealer)
Oh, Robert Downey Jr - is there nothing you can't do?

Because not only did you make me willing to watch Mr Madonna's version of 'This Ain't Your Muvver's Sherlock 'Olmes (an' it ain't Sir Arfur's either)', but you actually made me willing to picture Jude 'My God His Arms Are Hairy' Law in a sexual situation! Admittedly in sexual situation with yourself, Robert, doing filthy, filthy, humiliating things to him.
(with a side order of Mark Strong doing nasty, evil things to you both. hey, why not?)

Spent a good, ooh, must have been five minutes ruminating on whether old Guy could have made Holmes and Watson look anymore gay for each other and decided - only by having them fuck each other on screen.
In case you're in any doubt whatsoever, I would have been even more willing to watch it had he done this.

Have decided to preemptively succumb to temptation and am searching Archive of Our Own for Holmes/Watson (Hotson?) fic as I type.

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Speaking of Archive of Our Own, now that it's a new shiny year I can reveal that my Yuletide fic was The Way It Crumbles, a Sky High fic for tagalongcookies, who was kind enough to say it was liked.

I myself was mind bogglingly fortunate enough to get two - yes TWO - quite brilliant Hurt Locker stories; Steady Rollin' Man by Devilc and Improvising by eglow23. Please go and read them because they are fantastic!

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Have watched two episodes of Glee, purely because the tv was on and my eyes were open, and while I found it reasonably entertaining I probably won't end up watching it again.
But I still managed to come away shipping Kurt and Puck. *facepalm* Is there some operation - like a lobotomy - that cuts away the slashy, sick parts of your brain and leaves just the sane bits behind?

Mind you, if they cut away all the insane parts of MY brain I would, like Pooh, be left with very little to show afterwards.
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Not Now, Bernard’ is a children’s book, published in 1980, by David McKee.

This… I don’t really know whether to call this fanfiction. I don’t really know whether I should even have posted this, to be honest.

You shouldn’t read children’s books and think of things like this.

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Not Now

Not now.

They always tell him that. Not now. Even when he’s trying to tell them… When he’s trying to say…

They won’t let him say it.

There’s a monster. They don’t know it’s a monster. They don’t see it hiding there behind that other face.

He tries to tell them, to say what the monster’s doing to him, but they won’t listen.

Not now.

Always not now. Always something else; something that has to be done, something that can’t wait, something that's more important, and even when he bites and scratches and breaks and ruins his toys – they don’t see.

Don’t see the marks on him. The bites, the scratches. Don’t see that he’s breaking. That he’s ruined.

There’s a monster in the garden, outside, over there. His mother shuts him up and leaves him in the dark and he can still feel it out there. Can still see its teeth.

It’s going to eat me up, he tells his mother, his father.

Not now, they tell him.

The garden’s bright and clear and sunny. And the monster’s there, like always. The monster’s always watching for him. The monster always tells him that he can’t tell his mother, his father.
That they wouldn’t believe him. That he’d get in trouble.

He won’t get in trouble. Because they don’t listen. Because it’s always Not Now.

And now the monster’s eaten him up. Every bit.

oddegg: (shining - psycho fanfic)
One of the bits I've written for [livejournal.com profile] st_xi_kink  (which I've been completely glutting myself on for a few days)

Reposted (+ a couple of wee edits) because I just noticed a couple of typos and it's pissing me off that I can't fix them on the thread! :( 

Dark, Sandman x-over fic, for the anon prompt of Chekov/Corinthian

i watch you sleep and reach out to touch you... )
oddegg: (grammarlesson)

Title: And what are your intentions towards my daughter geek?
Characters: Danny, Nick, Connor, Jenny
Rating/Warning: PG, gen with implied reference to slash.
Summary: There’s talking, and then there’s… The Talk!
Word Count: 1,545
Disclaimer: *insert amusing disclaimer here*
A/N:This is a bonus reel outtake from Connor/Danny Chopper fic: part deux, with Nick and Danny talking in the hospital.

oddegg: (Primeval - Connor sex in a hat)

And, continuing our theme of motorcycles...

Title: Sometimes Danny doesn’t mind riding pillion…
Pairing: Connor/Danny
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, slash
Word count: 2,956
Summary: In which closet doors are blown, everyone goes ‘huh’, and Connor gets a clue.
Disclaimer: If it was mine the show would be 10x as many dino’s, Ben Miller giving physics lectures and lots of long, lingering shots of half naked men… (god I wish the show were mine)
This one is for [livejournal.com profile] fififolle , fellow Danny fan, with apologies for not posting last night! Don’t worry honey, we will meet by the docks at midnight and go over the secrit pln for Quinn world domination!

oddegg: (Primeval - connnor/danny)

Title: Come on over and see my chopper…
Pairings: Connor/Danny
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, slash
Summary: Connor needs somewhere to stay.
Word Count: 3,181
Disclaimer: Not mine, yada-yada. The usual.
I'm using the Denial defence here and re-writing one tiny aspect of S3:03 - just that little bit at the end that TFWIC buggered up...
Dylan & Daisy = Diictodons. What?! I think it’s cute. Blame Credit for the terrible pun in the title goes to Mr [livejournal.com profile] steamshovelmama !

oddegg: (LOTR - no pants)

Title: Like an Inelegant Ballet (with skinny jeans instead of tights)
Pairing: Connor Temple/Danny Quinn
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 - containing slash and stickiness and S3 spoilers.
Summary: Sometimes, when you rub things up the wrong way, sparks fly…
Word Count: 3,792

Strangely enough; not mine. Just borrowed and made to do nasty things.
A/N: This one is shared out between three wonderful people. [livejournal.com profile] fredbassett , who suggested the handcuffs (more in spirit than fact, I’m afraid luv!); [livejournal.com profile] thefakebook , who suggested the ice cream (& ok, I totally cheated with your other prompts as well!); and [personal profile] telperion_15 , who said there was no way, never, nuh-uh that she was reading Quinn porn! To which I said; wanna bet? :)

It was meant to be just straight PWP porn and came out as something a bit more. Which, for some reason, I’m blaming on the ice cream.

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