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Title: And what are your intentions towards my daughter geek?
Characters: Danny, Nick, Connor, Jenny
Rating/Warning: PG, gen with implied reference to slash.
Summary: There’s talking, and then there’s… The Talk!
Word Count: 1,545
Disclaimer: *insert amusing disclaimer here*
A/N:This is a bonus reel outtake from Connor/Danny Chopper fic: part deux, with Nick and Danny talking in the hospital.

   

* * *

Oh god. He just knew that this was going to rank as one of the most excruciating experiences of his life.

And, coming from a man who was in hospital recovering from a gunshot wound and the surgery it had necessitated, Nick felt that statement had weight.

He looked up into blue eyes that were a lot darker than his own and said
“So. Quinn. Connor’s mentioned you quite a bit”

Danny Quinn was looking a lot like a man who was feeling awkward but not wanting to show it. He glanced at the door towards the direction that Connor had just left and said darkly
“Has he really…”

Nick continued, his own voice bland
“You’ve been spending quite a bit of time with Connor, haven’t you?”

Now Quinn was looking puzzled – and uneasy, like someone who hasn’t worked out the answer yet but is beginning to think they won’t like it when they do. He replied hesitantly
“Um – yeah. We’ve… he’s been crashing with me at my place”

And that gave Nick the perfect opening, which he reluctantly took. He raised his eyebrows and said flatly
“Really? ‘Crashing’? I was under the impression from Abby that it was a bit more than ‘crashing’”

What Abby had actually said was that Danny and Connor were, ‘Obviously fucking like bunnies. And eyefucking each other in the labs at every opportunity, which is a bit annoying’. But she’d been grinning while she said it.
He added smoothly
“Unless that’s what they’re calling it nowadays. Connor’s quite a bit younger, isn’t he, so he’d know”

Quinn had similar colouring to Nick and so he had a vague twinge of fellow feeling for the painful flush of colour that washed over the man’s face. He opened his mouth to say something but Nick cut him off before he could start
“Connor’s a nice lad, isn’t he?”

“Errr, I… He’s ok. I mean, yes! Yes, he’s-”

The other man seemed off balance from the quick turn in conversation and Nick worked to keep him that way, firing off questions without giving Quinn a chance to answer properly
“He’s ‘ok’? Hmm. He’s ‘ok’ at work as well, isn’t he? Good at his job? He’s been with us from the start, did you know that? Gets on well with everyone. Jenny likes him a lot”

That last he added as an extra little dig; having heard all about Quinn’s first encounters with Jenny and the team in vivid, complaining detail. Jenny had made one or two other tetchy comments about the man during her visits to the hospital, but even when she called him ‘infuriating’ Nick could hear the faint proprietary tone beginning to creep into her voice and knew the man must be finding his place on the team. And speaking of team…
“And he gets on well with the soldiers as well. I don’t believe you’ve spent much time with the lads apart from Becker yet, have you? When I’m better we’ll have to take you out; get to know you. Maybe take you through one of the anomalies, though we’d have to take care”

He paused. Quinn looked like if an anomaly opened up then and there and swallowed him he wouldn’t have minded. Nick continued
“Because it can be dangerous, you know. Playing around with things like that; treating them casually. Not giving them their due care and attention. People can end up hurt. Accidents can happen, even with the soldiers and their guns there. Are you fond of your kneecaps?”

Nick hadn’t been sure if Quinn’s face could get any more horrified but it did at that particular non-sequitur. He tapped his finger on his chin and added thoughtfully
“Of course, now that I think about it, someone could very easily get lost in the past deliberately. I suppose it’s a good thing we’ve got an ex-police officer on the team now, if one were inclined towards criminal activities the Permian would be a good place to dispose of anything… unwanted”

Quinn had a rabbit in the headlights look now and he said faintly
“Along with zoos apparently”

Nick beamed widely at him
“Ah! I see you’ve been talking to Abby! Her and Connor are quite close. Nice girl, just like Connor’s a nice – oh, no. What was it you said? An ‘ok’ lad. Which I’m sure is a perfectly adequate way for his new… friend to describe-”

“Look!” Danny suddenly burst out “I like him, ok?”

Nick observed the other man silently for a long moment.
Quinn was, if anything, even redder with embarrassment than before and his voice was mortified, but he met Nick’s eyes squarely and he was obviously sincere – and, for god’s sake, he was obviously waiting for Nick to say something, to give some sort of indication of approval. Nick didn’t have it in him to torture the guy any further – he settled back into his pillow and quirked a small smile at him as he said 
“We all do. It’s one of the greatest mysteries we’ve come across as to why”

Before Quinn could reply there was a flurry of movement by the door and Connor bounced back into the room, mouth already motoring
“Sorry Nick, I couldn’t find the sort of pen you said you wanted – and the woman in the shop said that she’d never actually had anything in other than ballpoints so-”
He broke off abruptly and looked from Quinn’s flushed face to Nick’s sardonic smile, grinned nervously and asked
“What’s up guys? What’s happening?”

Nick’s smile relaxed into something softer and more genuine. He said
“Nothing, Connor. Danny and I were just having a little talk about work and the anomalies. And it’s probably time for you to go now – I think the doctor’s coming round to check if I’m ok to be released at the end of the week. Say hello to Abby, won’t you? And Quinn?”

The man froze in the middle of hustling Connor away and slowly turned and looked back with apprehension. Nick smiled in a friendly manner
“Do remember what I said about being careful with the anomalies, won’t you?”

Quinn swallowed, nodded and pushed a questioning Connor out of the door. Nick could hear the lad’s ‘what was that about?’ grow fainter as they went down the corridor and he pushed himself up on his elbows to listen for a moment and check they were gone before letting his head drop back and saying into the empty, quiet air of the room
“Well. That was an incredibly uncomfortable experience”  

“Oh, I don’t know. Personally I found it quite entertaining!”

Jenny came out from behind the curtain concealing the other bed in the room where she’d been hiding and grinned at Nick as she added
“And at least you’ve won the bet. As adjudicator I’m happy to inform the lads that you fulfilled the requirement to make Quinn squirm. With some panache, actually”

Nick hitched himself up on his pillows with care and said ruefully
“Yes, well I’m not sure if I’d rather just have conceded because inwardly I was cringing about as much as he was! Damn Lyle, what sort of man makes wagers with someone while they’re on a morphine drip anyway?”

Jenny shot him an incredulous look as she sat down in the visitors chair and then said, in a tone implying the answer should be obvious
“The sort of man who’s in the Special Forces?”

Nick thought back to some of the insane stunts the soldiers in their backup team had pulled – both during the job and in their free time – and some of the just plain evil tricks they sometimes played on each other and then said slowly
“…Good point”

He’d probably got off lucky actually. He looked over at Jenny, who was smoothing the blanket down on his bed with an automatic gesture that spoke of how many times she’d done this while he was in here. She caught his eye and smiled at him; affectionate but slightly puzzled and he realised he was staring. He smiled back and said lightly
“Well – I won anyway. So how’s about I take you out for dinner and dancing to celebrate once I’m out of here?”

She frowned a little bit and said repressively
“Nick…You’ve had major abdominal surgery recently, you’re not even going to be up for dinner when you get out let alone dancing!”

He smiled persuasively
“A rain check then?” when she hesitated he pressed his point and said softly “I would really like to have dinner with you, Jenny Lewis”

Nick wasn’t sure if it was the sincerity in his voice or the fact that he’d used Jenny’s proper name instead of teasing her by calling her Claudia, but something worked. Jenny’s face softened and her brown eyes were warm as she gave him her answer
“Ok then. We’ll take that rain check as soon as you’re properly better”

She looked hesitant for a moment, then gave him a small smile and said cryptically
“There was something I wanted to tell you, but it can wait till then”

Nick looked down to where her hand was, so close to his that their little fingers where almost touching. He gave her a wide smile back
“I can’t wait”



Date: 2009-04-27 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byrons-brain.livejournal.com
Brilliant! loved all of the squirming.... just to funny... please I beg you more....

Date: 2009-04-27 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
*grin* Thanks love!

Glad you enjoyed it. Not sure if I can bear to torture poor Danny with any more though!

Date: 2009-04-27 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lukadreaming.livejournal.com
Tee hee -- brilliant! Nick had Danny squirming so beautifully. And that was a nice touch with Jenny at the end *g*.

Date: 2009-04-27 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Thanks!

See? Even I can't resist poking Danny with a stick a bit! :D

And I thought that Jenny deserved a nicer ending than TFWIC gave her...

Date: 2009-04-27 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com
Are you fond of your kneecaps?

*sporfle*

Date: 2009-04-27 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
*GRIN*

(& I think that, though they do take the piss out of Connor, the lads WOULD totally kneecap anyone who hurt him)

Date: 2009-04-27 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com
Yup. Connor has a lot of big 'brothers' who would take a very dim view of someone playing fast and loose with his affections :)

Date: 2009-04-27 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
*blinks*
I just had a very bizarre image of Connor as the baby brother prince in some sort of fairytale. With the lads as older brothers trying to protect his 'virtue' and Connor very determined to lose it! LOL!

Date: 2009-04-27 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com
With Connor in a green velvet doublet and hose.
Write iiiitttt!!!!!!!!
Edited Date: 2009-04-27 08:02 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-27 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
And a cap! A cap with a jaunty red feather!

And Blade as one of the brothers, in a slashed leather doublet, fingering his misericorde and glowering at men Connor tries to talk to at banquets!

YE... hang on. No! Nope. Not writing it.

(& Stephen as the slutty cousin who all the older brothers have shagged who keeps sneakily giving Connor sex tips & encouraging him!) (*gah!*) (Still not writing it, damn it!)

Date: 2009-04-27 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com
*evil grin*

*pokes you*

fingering his misericorde
He'll go blind.

Date: 2009-04-27 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
*pokes out tongue*

NOT GONNA!

He'll go blind
Blade has had many years of fingering his misericorde and has built up immunity.

Date: 2009-04-27 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com
*cackles in witch-like fashion*

*contemplates a response that involves a certain element of gloating and the words 'My Pretty' in there somewhere*

Has he moved on to fingering someone else's misericorde then?

Date: 2009-04-27 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Yes. Nick's.

(who, as I've just told Luka, definitely isn't the princes tutor)

Date: 2009-04-27 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com
Of course he isn't.

*smug grin*

Date: 2009-04-27 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Dear mysteriousaliwz,

Am naming wicked fairy in fic after you and running off with Connor on Danny's mighty steed.

Hate you lots.
Love,
oddegg

Date: 2009-04-27 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com
*looks out black nail varnish and sparkly black gown*

Well, I've got to look the part.

Danny's mighty steed? So that's what they're calling it these days.

*blows you a kiss*

Date: 2009-04-27 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Yes, his mighty steed 'Chopper'.

And baby, mighty is the word! *winks*

Date: 2009-04-27 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com
I don't wish to know that.
*shudders*

Date: 2009-04-27 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com
heehee. I'm not sure which of them was more embarassed at that conversation.

“We all do. It’s one of the greatest mysteries we’ve come across as to why”

LOL. *pets Connor* He's like the enthusiastic team mascot sometimes. That's why everyone likes him.

Date: 2009-04-27 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
*grin* I think Nick soldiered on bravely in the face of embarrassment so Danny probably looses on points!

Yeah - that's how I see him! Even when he irritates the hell out of them, they can't help finding him a little adorable :)

Date: 2009-04-27 07:31 pm (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - Danny b&w)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
LOL!! Kneecaps?? Hee! Poor, poor Danny, that was *lovely*. Thank you :D
Connor’s quite a bit younger, isn’t he, so he’d know
*ouch*
Nice twist to the tale, and sweet Nick/Jenny in there too.
*pets Danny*
Keep up the good work!!
*feels bad I haven't written any C/D*

Date: 2009-04-27 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Yes, poor Danny indeed *shakes head & hides evil grin*

'...quite a bit younger...' *ouch*
The thing is that Connor IS younger, and although Nick's doing this for the bet a bit of the 'father figure' attitude's serious. Nick doesn't want Connor getting hurt.

Glad I could give Nick/Jenny a look in as well! (not that I'm actually going to write them porn or anything though...)

*sporks you gently for C/D* Come on! I need some company!

Date: 2009-04-28 07:23 am (UTC)
fififolle: (Mythbusters - Tory - slightly deranged)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
Plans are now afoot *nods*

Date: 2009-04-27 07:51 pm (UTC)
ext_27141: (Nick Hair)
From: [identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com
I can't decide if this...

What Abby had actually said was that Danny and Connor were, ‘Obviously fucking like bunnies. And eyefucking each other in the labs at every opportunity, which is a bit annoying’.

or this...

Are you fond of your kneecaps?

is my favourite bit, but the whole thing is just fabulous! Yay for making Danny squirm! *veg*

Date: 2009-04-27 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
I thought you'd enjoy the Danny squirmage! LOL!

*grins* I like the eyefucking personally. I get a better visual! (you may prefer the image of Danny with his knees blown out. I iz not one to judge)

Date: 2009-04-27 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talliw.livejournal.com
Great story.
Nick made Danny squirm perfectly. I think he watched too many mafia films to come up with such threats.
And the Nick/Jenny at the end is lovely.

Date: 2009-04-27 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Thank you! :)

Hahaha! - Nick making Danny an offer he can't refuse! (does he end up with a brontosaurus head in his bed?)

And I'm glad you liked the Nick/Jenny - I thought those two deserved a bit of a happier ending!

Date: 2009-04-27 09:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fredbassett
Oh god, we need to hire you out to the Fuckwits!

That was bloody brilliant.

If anyone can make me like Quinn, you can!

*bites your ankles*

*widdles on the carpet in disgust*

Date: 2009-04-27 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Hey - if the Fuckwits would agree to pay me in naked Connor and/or Danny time, I would totally be on board for that!

Glad you liked it! (even if it IS calling you over to the dark side... mwa-ha-ha!)

*iz moving in with Lester till the carpets cleaned now*

Date: 2009-04-27 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Brilliant. Loved it.. from an embarassed Nick to the squirming Danny and the bet with Lyle!

Date: 2009-04-27 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Couldn't resist making them BOTH squirm in the end! (& Lyle smirking from the side lines completed the picture!)

Date: 2009-04-27 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com
Oh that was just awesome. LOL... love Nick making Danny squirm. Hmm, now I haz Nick/Danny bunnies! Get them away! *whimpers*

Date: 2009-04-27 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
*BEAMS*

Glad you enjoyed it! :D

*surreptitiously feeds you bunnies*

Date: 2009-04-28 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilyroseharper.livejournal.com
That was great. I loved the interaction between Jenny and Cutter at the end.

Date: 2009-05-01 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Glad you liked it, and pleased that I managed to get some Jenny/Cutter in there - those two deserve it!

Date: 2009-04-28 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reggietate.livejournal.com
Oh, bravo! That was super fun :-) And it definitely qualifies for Cutter met Danny.

Date: 2009-05-01 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
*grin*

Glad you liked it! And they did meet before but Cutter was high on the good pills at the time so doesn't remember!

Date: 2009-04-30 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kristen-mara.livejournal.com

The comments were just as entertaining and funny as the fic ;) Especially the fairytale thread.

Love the title, Nick making Danny squirm, the revelation of just why (bad Lyle ;) and the line about Danny trying to work out the answer

Date: 2009-05-01 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Gah - the fairytale thread has sparked off another plot bunny! *shakes fist in ali's direction*

But very pleased that you liked it, pet! (And yup - Lyle is a scamp of the evil variety!)

Date: 2009-05-01 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madambeetroot.livejournal.com
I've been waiting to read these Danny/Connor stories as I'd not seen the episode yet, and it was such a nice treat to read 3 of your stories all in one go! Brilliant - you have the voices down pat as ever. I really like this pairing, possibly even more than Nick/Connor, so thanks for posting!

Date: 2009-07-07 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] echo-fangirl.livejournal.com
Hee! Such delightful squirming! I love Nick's not-really-very-subtle-at-all technique. :D

Date: 2009-07-09 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greygoldgreen.livejournal.com
Was recc'd this by fififolle because I wanted some 'tortured' Danny and it was just perfect. One of those fics that if I quoted all the bits I loved and made me laugh most of the fic would be here.

Have you done anymore where the team gives Danny some 'subtle' warnings not to hurt Connor? Also, reading down the comments, how are you getting on with the fairytale fic with Connor as the young prince with all the protective older brothers?

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