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[oddegg]

Randomness from a night out.

1) If you have bluetooth, even though it may seem very funny at the time you should not make yourself come up on others phones as either 'Suck Me Beautiful' or 'Call Me Its Huge'. We will just mock you.

2) Yes, the bar may have a horror theme, but playing chain-saw sound effects in the toilets is still a bad idea. Especially when your patrons may have been discussing classic slasher movies earlier.

3) "It's not a good start to the week when the first thing you see on Monday morning is pigeons eating the vomit outside TGI Fridays"

4) Chasing 4 beers with your sleeping pill in defiance of the packet warning works like a charm and knocks you out, but the next day in the supermarket it does leave you staring into space, twisting the trolley handle and making 'brrmm-brrmm' noises to yourself, so perhaps this is an experiment not to repeat that often. 

Comments

[fredbassett]

I can certainly concur on the subject of number 4!!!!!!

I can entirley see your point about the rest as well. Sounds an interesting night!

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

The worrying thing is that its always possible no. 4 had nothing to do with the pills and was in fact just my brain doing its usual...

[fredbassett]

Actually, in some big supermarkets, my brain often goes a bit loopy and I just wander around in a daze getting lost. Mr fb has to keep me on a short lead when it happens. I always think it's something to do with the fluorescent lights. Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

*g* I may have to steal that excuse!

[fredbassett]

All excuses free to good homes, m'dear!

FYI, I've just spent the evening writing a couple of restraint!porn sequels to Ice Age. Bad Me.