SGA ficlet

I am currently sorting out my very messy writing file on the computer (and why, exactly, do I have 5 identical drafts of the same fic saved? No, I don't know either) and I found this SGA crack-ficcy I knocked off a couple of weeks ago. 

It's a bit disjointed and messy, but I'm busy finishing Primeval fic (and may have something to post by the end of the week, but you've heard that one before) and I can't be arsed doing anything else to it, so I thought I'd post it.

Can't you just feel the artistic integrity people?

( This is your brain on SGA crack... )