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To Boldly Review
May. 7th, 2009 10:42 pmSo - my quick, capsule (non spoilery) review of the new Star Trek?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ FUCKING YEAH MAN!!!
OMFG, so good! You have to go and see it, people! And I'm sooooo glad it didn't disappoint! *BEAMS*
Yes, there were a couple of fleeting little niggles - the, frankly, baffling casting of Winona Ryder being my chief one (I mean, come ON, Mr Abrams! That decision goes past 'illogical' at warp speed to land solidly in the region of 'mind boggling bloody stupid'. Apart from the obvious WTF? reason, the woman can't act and makes me personally want to push a spork wrapped in barbed wire through her face every time I see her or hear her whiny fucking voice)
Another tiny one was the otherwise great Simon Pegg's non-attempt at a Scottish accent. Though that one line at the beginning did get a laugh of recognition from the Glaswegian audience I was part of.
But otherwise, absolutely top fucking hole mate! Great acting, effects brilliant, Chris Pine makes an excellent Kirk and Zachary Quinto... Oh my GOD, but that man can come climb into my pants any bloody time he wants!! AMAZINGLY good as Spock - really fantastic acting and, as I may have just implied, hot like the burning.
An 'ooh yum!' for Karl Urban as Bones as well and a 'you fucking GO girl! (btw, nice legs)' for Zoe Saldana as Uhura.
And now - come on interwebs! *makes grabby hands* Where is my fanfiction for it? Slash, het, gen - anything!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ FUCKING YEAH MAN!!!
OMFG, so good! You have to go and see it, people! And I'm sooooo glad it didn't disappoint! *BEAMS*
Yes, there were a couple of fleeting little niggles - the, frankly, baffling casting of Winona Ryder being my chief one (I mean, come ON, Mr Abrams! That decision goes past 'illogical' at warp speed to land solidly in the region of 'mind boggling bloody stupid'. Apart from the obvious WTF? reason, the woman can't act and makes me personally want to push a spork wrapped in barbed wire through her face every time I see her or hear her whiny fucking voice)
Another tiny one was the otherwise great Simon Pegg's non-attempt at a Scottish accent. Though that one line at the beginning did get a laugh of recognition from the Glaswegian audience I was part of.
But otherwise, absolutely top fucking hole mate! Great acting, effects brilliant, Chris Pine makes an excellent Kirk and Zachary Quinto... Oh my GOD, but that man can come climb into my pants any bloody time he wants!! AMAZINGLY good as Spock - really fantastic acting and, as I may have just implied, hot like the burning.
An 'ooh yum!' for Karl Urban as Bones as well and a 'you fucking GO girl! (btw, nice legs)' for Zoe Saldana as Uhura.
And now - come on interwebs! *makes grabby hands* Where is my fanfiction for it? Slash, het, gen - anything!!
