In My Sleep, I Grind My Teeth

[oddegg]

Sweet jeebus – I’ve had the equivalent of about 10 shots of espresso today and I've been munching on chocolate covered coffee beans and now I’m twitching like a frickin’ tweaker. 
I may, in fact, be vibrating at a high enough frequency to enable me to see into extra dimensions – I cannot decide whether to remedy this situation with copious amounts of tequila gold now, or wait till the little silver beings I’m seeing have finished explaining their method of interstellar travel. Maybe they’d be interested in doing body shots…

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The barista at Café Nero is scary, scary efficient – kind of like a Cylon would be if they were into coffee instead of eliminating all humans. (and who can guess what boxset I’ve bought now, hmm?)

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Now, my feelings regarding bagpipe players have been made clear before but we’ve had the World Piping Contest on about 500yards away from the office all week and, seriously, all the fuckers deserve kneecapping and long, slow, painful evisceration.
For starters.

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Boy on the tube – all shaven, bullet headed, tattoos and chains, combats and shit-kicking boots, proclaimed by his shirt to be ‘Certificate 18: Probably Offensive’
…offers his seat to the shopping-laden matriarch with such a shy smile.

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I booked an ‘A. Khan’ onto an event earlier and now I’ve got William Shatner bellowing “Khaaaannn!!” in my head. I hate my head.

Comments

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

Let the little silver beings tell you about interstellar travel! Because then you can tell the rest of us! Or else patent it and live in your very own version of Star Trek (possibly with Bill Shatner yelling Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!! in your ear every so often!)

Also, if you want to go kill the bagpipe players, I'd be more than happy to provide you with an alibi! Seriously, it's not music, it's NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

The little silver beings may have been diverted into a discussion about their favourite SF slash pairings *g*
I think I've set the discipline of universal astrophysics back several lightyears... *tries to look guilty* *fails*

And the bagpipers... OMG! Really, we've been talking about clubbing together and buying a high powered rifle to pick them off with at work - I'm not joking!