oddegg: (beak face)
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I love this place but it weird’s me out sometimes.

Last month, just after commenting on the slashability of the Petrelli brothers from Heroes, I saw two guys on the tube that looked quite like them. Not dead on but enough that because they were sitting next to each other you noticed it.

Today on my way to work on the tube, right after posting the Ryan/Connor fic last night, I saw their doppelgangers!
And yes, these guys were again sat right next to each other and a pre-disposition of the sub-conscious towards the archetype could mean even a slight resemblance would do, but really, this time the likeness was uncanny.
The Connor wasn’t quite as accurate – short hair and face a bit thinner, but the Ryan? My hand to god – Exact. Double.
Mouth, eyes, hair, jaw – everything the same. I think I freaked the guy out staring. The only reason I decided it wasn’t actually Mark Wakeling was because as far as I know he’s not got body-modification ear plugs in both ears.

Well, I have thought long and hard about these two occurrences and have decided there is only one rational explanation.

I am developing the psychic power to manifest my slash characters physically.

And I’m getting more accurate at it.

The next logical step hit me at once. I must now spend all my time chanting ‘Don and Charlie, Don and Charlie’ until those two turn up, whereupon I will lock them somewhere secure for closer study.

Because, of course, I could only ever use my new superhuman talent for good. ::smirk::

- and don’t worry, I’ll take pictures for you guys : ) 

Date: 2007-10-10 12:03 pm (UTC)
ext_1004: (Don - Amused)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
Ummmm... can I live with you? I don't eat much...

*veg*

Date: 2007-10-10 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
::thoughtful frown::
well, I suppose it would be sensible to have someone else on hand to share feeding, cleaning, restraint checking duties. I have, after all, only 1 pair of hands.
(and they're fully occupied with doing something filthy to Don at the moment! Ha-ha! Mine is an evil laugh...)

Date: 2007-10-10 12:26 pm (UTC)
ext_1004: (under pressure 1 - don)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
I'm also really good with plot bunnies. I pet them and hug them and sharpen their teeth and feed them growth hormone... *nods*

Mind you, I'm really bad at sharing Don... *rethinks situation* I already have a very nasty custody case pending with a self-proclaimed Evil Overlady of Numb3rs fandom...

Date: 2007-10-10 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Ah, but will you call them all George? 'Cos that would just be confusing.

As far as the Don situation goes, I think we should get Edgerton or Coop on board. They can *persuade* Ms Evil to drop out of the case and we can then ally ourselves with some fandom who's reality has cloning technology.
Don's for everyone!

Date: 2007-10-10 01:01 pm (UTC)
ext_1004: (eppes - gear)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
*was that deja vu that flew past my pretty little head, methinks*

Ummm... milady, the Evil Overlord of Numb3rs fandom, has already thrown me in her dungeon at least twice now for terrorising Dr Rodney McKay into first inventing cloning, and then fitting the toaster out with asgard beaming technology so that I could make a run for it with Don while she was pre-occupied with Coop...

Took me ages to get out, and she banned me from going anywhere near McKay... the lillylivered chicked!

Date: 2007-10-10 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
But, but *splutter* - that's just dashed unsporting of her!

Just for that I shall borrow the motor of a certain Doctor acquaintance of mine and make multiple time jumps to collect as many Don's as I can.
OK, this will cause a time paradox and destroy the universe, but I don't play nice when thwarted.
::pouts::

Date: 2007-10-10 01:31 pm (UTC)
ext_1004: (mad scientist)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
*grabs shopping list*

We'll need a couple of Jack Harkness's, Captain Tom Ryan's, Billy Cooper's, Ian Edgerton's and ... okay, a Charlie or two... while you're out.

Pick them up for me? I'll pay you later.

Date: 2007-10-10 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Why don't we throw in a Connor and an Ianto or two as well? Tell you what, we head over to Criminal Minds and we can grab some Morgan Reid's too - with that lot and Charlie as well, we can have ourselves a little brainiac/geek corral! Yeehaw!
::starts thinking up what branding design to use::

Date: 2007-10-10 01:51 pm (UTC)
ext_1004: (warriors)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
You forgot the Petrelli brothers! Peter's powers could come in handy when Milady comes after us...

The Winchester boys could be useful in a pinch too, but maybe we have enough incest to be getting on with?

Date: 2007-10-10 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
You can never have too much slashcest...
*coughs*Fred'n'George*coughs*

Date: 2007-10-10 01:57 pm (UTC)
ext_1004: (Default)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
Fred and George! Yes! Two for the price of one... ummm... in that case, can I have a Bill and a Charlie too? And Snape?

*begs prettily*

Date: 2007-10-10 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
*purses lips*
Well, ok. But just for you, mind.

And no Remus or Sirius unless you're sure they're housetrained, because I'm not cleaning that up (and any suggestion of using it for a kink prompt is a squick too far for me)

Date: 2007-10-10 02:13 pm (UTC)
ext_1004: (wolf)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
Oooooo! Bestiality with two forms of canine! *shifty eyes*

Before you collapse the time-space continuum...

Date: 2007-10-10 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melissima.livejournal.com
I could loan you the cloning machine Raeyashi and I built...when we were working out how to get our hands on Max Martini without becoming evil homewreckers. I also have it on good authority that the By the Numb3rs chat people have a handy cloning gun.

Just offering some peaceful options....I've had my Max clone for over a year now, and he's shown no problems or major variations from the original. He really enjoys watching himself on tv, but so do I so that's not a problem. :)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
::whines::
But if it's a peaceful solution, the boys wont need to wear their tac-gear!
Surely you can see my point?

(I know, I know - don't call you Shirlie...)
From: [identity profile] melissima.livejournal.com
Oh my dear, you don't have to tell *them* there's no danger. They are awfully pretty in tac gear. :D
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Ooo, you have a sneaky, tricksy, devious mind.
I like that in a person...
From: [identity profile] melissima.livejournal.com
Who me? *tries to look innocent*

...

*fails*
ext_1004: (under pressure 1 - don)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
That's a very good idea, as I've had two Don's self-destruct on me - quite messily - in the past week alone.

But I wanna collapse the time continuum!!!!! *Pout*

No-one lets me destroy the world any more... *grumble*
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
I blame the younger generation - why, I can remember the days when it were nowt but collapsed continuum's as far as the eye could see...

No pride in their insane plans for universal domination, thats their trouble.
ext_1004: (beta)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
*sigh* I know!

When I was young, we had to go out, find our own atoms, rub them together until they sparked, and then run like hell - all just to get a good nuclear winter!

And then I had no shoes to warm my feet until the world thawed again. But did I complain?! No! Mama-tyrant would have clipped me about the ear.

I've been considering zombies, lately, but they are remiss in cleaning up after themselves. Body parts everywhere.

selves... elves... hmmm..

Oy! While you're out! Fetch me back Haldir!
fredbassett: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fredbassett
And we had to do it all on tuppence ha'penny a week with nowt but a handful of cold gravel for breakfast!!!

Kids today don't know they're born!!

And I'll still fight for my share of Don and Ryan, and if you put them both in tac vests I will NOT be answerable for my actions because I know that not a jury in the world would convict me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ext_1004: (take out - gun)
From: [identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com
And I'll still fight for my share of Don and Ryan

Sweetie, we don't need a jury! *evil cackle*
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
Cold gravel?

Luxery.

And maybe not a jury, but we do need badges? Could we have badges?

'The tac-vest and slide-rule Posse - fighting for slashers wherever we go'
fredbassett: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fredbassett
*hands out badges before class becomes unruly*

Date: 2007-10-10 07:12 pm (UTC)
ext_27141: (Thinking)
From: [identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com
Having read all of the above, I have decided that you are all scary, scary people. But that's okay, because I am a scary, scary person too. So we can all be scary together (and we'll need to be to keep all our clones in line *cracks whip*)

*points to icon* I have brought thinking Charlie along to the party, because he is very clever with the math, and will therefore help us figure out how build our own clone machine. Also, he has a friend called Larry, who is clever with the physics. We will have the ultimate cloning machine! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, just to refer back to the original topic for a sec, seeing doppelgangers of my favourite slashy boys is one of may favourite daydreams, but it's never actually happened to me *sulks* Maybe I should go hang out in the maths dept or palaeontology dept at the uni I work at...now there's a plan...

Date: 2007-10-10 09:58 pm (UTC)
fredbassett: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fredbassett
You dropped the "s", you did, you did! That makes you qualified to write Charlie!Porn. You must write it now. There is a sad lack of hair!porn ............

Date: 2007-10-11 07:06 am (UTC)
ext_27141: (Thinking)
From: [identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com
*laughs* I have such a double-standard when it comes to dropping the 's'! I have a friend who spent some time in the US a few years ago, and she always drops the 's', which makes me yell at her and then we have an argument about it! But when referring to Numb3rs I can't not drop the 's', because otherwise it sounds weird. Apparently I am a total hypocrite!

Date: 2007-10-11 08:15 pm (UTC)
fredbassett: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fredbassett
Ah, but you have now written Numb3rs, which is a lovely thing to do! I'm trying to write more, but I still lack confidence in that sandbox. It's the voices that worry me. But oh god the men are gorgeous *happy lustful sigh*

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