I've been catching up with my upcoming-movie trailers over at topless robot and films that I am now INSANELY excited now include:
- Tron: The Legacy. No, of course it's not going to be as good as the original. Yes, I'm still going to watch it.
- Green Lantern. Ryan Rynolds looks like he so much fun filming this. I just hope we have as much fun watching it.
- Cowboys & Aliens - Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford! As cowboys!! Fighting aliens!!! Based on a comic book!!!! Counting down the weeks, people. Fuck, counting down the days.
Speaking of Harrison Ford, topless robot also has a link to him on the Conan show. Mr topless robot seems to think Harrison is drunk but I personally think this is a terrible malignment of the man.
not drunk! Silly topless robot man!
- that's quite a different kettle of hot-rocked fish.
(And if you get that reference to hot-rocks then I name you 'stoner' and tell you to stop bogarting, man)
(Also - never seen Conan before but jeebus god, is it just me or is that man is a dick?)
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This weeks Fan Fiction Friday on TR is particularly wtf?-ish. Pokemon rape fic.
Yes, you read that correctly. It is at times like these - reading reviews of stories about pre-pubescent boys getting raped by stone, snake-bodied Pokemon - that I wish I had known about the slight reference to the Pokemon fandom that my lj name apparently contains. (Pokemon gets brought up when I google myself, anyway) (Yes, I google myself. Don't judge me)
It's not as bad as the Draco skull-fucking one though, and not NEARLY as disturbing as the 'Sherlock Holmes is constipated - let us write about this and about Watson giving him enemas for over 13,000 words
You can't read that last one anymore, the author took it down. Thank your gods for this, people. The internet is better for it.